Is there any truth to the idea that Jussie Smollett is trying to start a movement called “Black Lies Matter.” How bodacious! I don’t believe it but crazier things have happened.

Does anyone know if the following is true? The real reason that President Trump wants to buy Greenland is to make up for the possible loss of Alaska. Rumor has it that Vladimir Putin is planning to sue in the International Court of Justice for the return of Alaska. Putin’s argument is that the sale of Alaska by Russia to the United States occurred in 1867 at a time when the former Confederate states had not been readmitted to the Union. Therefore, the argument goes, the U.S. Senate was not properly constituted in 1867 to ratify the treaty that formalized the purchase of Alaska. In essence, the United States did not have the lawful capacity to act on the sale, and the sale is accordingly null and void. Insiders are saying that President Trump agrees with Putin’s stance (when has he disagreed?) and desires to purchase Greenland to offset the loss of Alsaka. “It’s a bigger land mass, up north near Canada and cold. It will be beautiful, whiter and better than Alaka”, the president supposedly told insiders. Some also think that it is the one way he can get rid of Sarah Palin. Who knows? Crazier things have happened.

Is it possible that George Soros is secretly funding a European project to speed up time? Follow me, here. As we all know, the Large Hadron Collider sponsored by the European Organization for Nuclear Research (CERN) is shrouded in secrecy as to what really goes on inside there. Some knowledgeable people have hinted that the collider is being used to create black holes that may wind up destroying our world, if not the galaxy. But according to the latest line of thinking, in acutality, George Soros has paid off CERN to use the collider to work on speeding up the rotation and orbit of Earth which would essentially speed up time on our planet. Any why would Soros want to do this? The obvious answer is that he wants to shorten the time that Donald Trump is in office. And then, so the theory goes, if Joe Biden is elected, CERN will slow down the Earth’s oribt and rotation to lenghten his time in office. Shameful, but not surprising.

Let us know what you think and we will try to pretend we care. The truth is not less true because people choose not to believe it. And, a lie does not become true because people choose to believe it. Whatever that means.